funny running quotes

May 8, 2020 ... "If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise." P.Z. ...

Dec 17, 2020 ... A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one. ... We all know we need our alone time to gather energy before interacting ...

51 Funny Running Quotes · “Act like a horse. · “Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.” – Victoria Wood · “Don't worry, toenails ...

“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I've been really lucky. I didn't have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like ...

17 Relatable Running Thoughts ... This sucks. Why didn't they wave back? How much longer? Twenty miles means I'll run this 5 mile loop four times and I'm already ...

Mar 14, 2021 - Hilarious and relatable sayings about running and all things fitness related that will make you and your runner friends burst out laughing.

Apr 23, 2021 ... Funny Running Quotes – Socially Speaking · No one supports your running more than a social media friend you've never met. · Your pace, or mine? · I ...

Oct 30, 2018 ... Funny Marathon Running Quotes ... Without further ado let's start with some thoughts for us long distance runners. “Every pizza is a personal ...

Apr 29, 2022 ... The running community on Instagram is incredibly supportive and welcoming. Track your run. With tracking apps like Strava and MapMyRun, it has ...

Mar 22, 2021 ... Run like hell and get the agony over with. ... I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly. ... Get going… walk if you ...