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Jan 12, 2021 ... Funny Quotes · 1. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. · 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. · 3. “My mother always used to say: The older ...

Dec 28, 2021 ... Funny Quotes About Life · 1. "Life is short. · 2. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." · 3. "I always cook ...

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Sep 23, 2020 ... Whether you enjoy a latte, a cappuccino, or simply black coffee, these funny coffee quotes and sayings will have you nodding your head and ...

Oct 21, 2021 ... 100 Funniest Quotes from the Past 100 Years · 1. “My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become ...

Nov 1, 2019 ... Retirement Quotes – Inspirational and Funny Retirement Sayings · 1. Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife, honey, I'm home ...

300 Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh ; A woman is like a tea bag – you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt ; Always ...

Jan 14, 2018 - Got some time to kill? Check out this collection of the 40 funniest quotes ever to make your problems go away for a while!

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Feb 7, 2022 ... Open the Mac App Store to buy and download apps. Motivation - Daily quotes 4+. Reminders ...