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Sep 28, 2017 ... Access 100 of the most funny quotes TODAY! You'll discover great lines from people like Jim Carrey, Tina Fey, Bill Murray that will make you ...

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Jul 29, 2021 ... Funny Quotes About Life · “I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.” – Unknown · “Failure is the condiment that gives success its ...