funny qoutes

Oct 27, 2022 ... Funny Quotes · 1. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. · 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. · 3. “My mother always used to say: The older ...

Feb 15, 2023 ... 100 Funniest Quotes from the Past 100 Years · 1. “My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become ...

Funny Quotes ; I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. · Groucho Marx ; Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Jan 12, 2023 ... Funny Quotes About Life · 1. "There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." · 2. "Life is short. · 3. "I always cook ...

Jul 29, 2021 ... Funny Quotes About Life · “I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.” – Unknown · “Failure is the condiment that gives success its ...

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” ... “Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to ...

“Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices.” - Poor Richard's Almanack, 1738. “It is better to take many Injuries than to give one.” - Poor ...

Feb 24, 2021 ... Brighten up your day and entertain your team with these 28 funny customer service quotes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

Nov 1, 2019 ... Funny Retirement QuotesInspirational Retirement QuotesRetirement Wishes for CardHappy Retirement Wishes from CompanyTeacher Retirement ...

Jul 13, 2018 ... In today's competitive market, it takes a lot of skill -- and very little sleep -- to get your buyers the house of their dreams. So, don't you ...