funny one liners

May 11, 2022 ... 1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.

Nov 5, 2021 ... Funny one-liners · 1. Did you hear they arrested the devil? · 2. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? · 3. My IQ test results came back. · 4. What ...

Funny one liners · I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. · I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me. · Not saying I live in ...

Our funny one-liner jokes are short, sweet and make you laugh. ; Too Much Time. I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming. ; Kids These Days. Have you ...

Clever one-liners to have on-hand · "Light travels faster than sound. · "I always take life with a grain of salt. · "I don't have a beer gut. · "I read recipes the ...

Jul 23, 2019 ... Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? · A sandwich tried to get a reservation at a restaurant, but the waiter said they don' ...

Jul 10, 2019 ... 145+ One-Liner Jokes As Punny As They Are Funny · Whiteboards are remarkable. · How do you make holy water? · I went to a seafood disco last week.

#1. Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions. · 211 ; #2. Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. · 144 ; #3. The man ...

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Jan 13, 2022 ... “A man walks into a chemist's and says, 'Can I have a bar of soap, please?' The chemist says, 'Do you want it scented?' And the man says ...