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Cute Funny Love Quotes · Marriage has no guarantees. · Love is sharing your popcorn. · Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. · One cricket said to another – ...

Apr 29, 2019 ... I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu ...

Nov 12, 2021 ... 100 Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship · 25. "Romantic love is a mental illness. · 54. "The bravest thing that ...

Jan 13, 2022 ... "If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love them at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you're ...

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May 29, 2018 ... Funny Love Quotes ... 7. Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. ... 17. Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain ...

Mar 18, 2019 ... "Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it." 29. of 37 ...

Jan 12, 2021 ... Funny Quotes · 1. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. · 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. · 3. “My mother always used to say: The older ...

Apr 30, 2019 - Browse our collection of funny love quotes and sayings from all stages of a relationship. See more funny romantic quotes about love, ...

Feb 3, 2022 ... 57 Funny Love and Marriage Quotes You'll Want in Your Wedding Speech · 1. "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest ...