funny animal jokes

Best funny animal jokes · What do you get from a pampered cow? · What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? · What's the difference between a fish and a ...

A: A bull-dozer. Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? A: Build a sty-scraper! Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure. Q: ...

Jun 26, 2019 ... Dog Jokes · What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? / Take the words out of his mouth! · How do you say bye-bye to a curly-haired dog? / ...

Get more jokes, puns and riddles · Inky Pig. Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face? · Put a Ring On it? A college girl was visiting my farm and noticed ...

Sep 29, 2018 ... 1. Where do mice park their boats? · 2. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. · 3. How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? · 4 ...

Oct 10, 2019 ... Animals are the best. And they are also downright hilarious. The dog simply walking into the room is enough to make my toddler burst into ...

joke bank - Animal Jokes · Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" · What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? · Q: What did the duck say when he ...

Aug 16, 2019 ... 11 Funny Animal Jokes for Kids (and Kids at Heart) · 1. What kind of snake would you find on a car? · 2. Why are tigers terrible storytellers? · 3.

Jun 5, 2021 ... Dog Jokes · 1. What breed of dog goes after anything that is red? · 2. What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an ...

What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous? · A dog with a machete. ; Why do dogs like conjunctions? · They just love buts.