funny 60th birthday sayings

1. I look 40 and act 20; that made me 60. · 2. More pills but more thrills. · 3. Wishing you a cheerful 60th birthday. · 4. My 60 is 18, with 42 years of ...

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again. You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. You ...

"At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I'm pushing sixty. That's enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to graduate from the ...

"At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I'm pushing sixty. That's enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to graduate from the ...

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Oct 27, 2018 ... Here are some of the most catchy 60th birthday slogans and sayings ever used. 60 is 6 perfect 10's. 60 is the new sexy.

A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance. You save all your important reading for the bathroom. Life is no longer just a pain in the ass. Everything else ...

Nov 13, 2021 ... May you relish the joys of friendship, family, good health. And have lots of fun along the way! Happy 60 years birthday! It's your ...

Send this funny birthday card to a loved one turning 60! I'm not. 60 Today You'd Be An Expensive Whisky Card.

“The first 60 years of childhood are always the hardest.” – Anonymous · “At 60 years old, your broad mind and narrow waist have ...