funny 60th birthday quotes

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again. You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you. You ...

1. I look 40 and act 20; that made me 60. · 2. More pills but more thrills. · 3. Wishing you a cheerful 60th birthday. · 4. My 60 is 18, with 42 years of ...

Jun 27, 2016 - "At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I'm pushing sixty. That's enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to ...

A nap chance sounds better than a lap dance. You save all your important reading for the bathroom. Life is no longer just a pain in the ass. Everything else ...

Send this funny birthday card to a loved one turning 60! I'm not. 60 Today You'd Be An Expensive Whisky Card. Poppy And ...

age is just a number (my man is 30 years older than me roughly. He is 60 almost 61 and I am turning 32. and he and I love each other madly <3).

Oct 27, 2018 ... Here are some of the most catchy 60th birthday slogans and sayings ever used. 60 is 6 perfect 10's. 60 is the new sexy.

Nov 25, 2020 ... The best 60th birthday wishes can make turning 60 a little easier ... Warmest wishes for a very happy, healthy and hilarious 60th birthday!

Got a special occasion coming up? Is it a birthday? Brilliant! We can help! Check out our selection of Funny 60th birthday cards on Zazzle to help celebrate the ...

Inspirational and Sincere 60th Birthday Wishes · You're just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old. · I don't think you'll miss your 50s much with as much ...