funny 50th birthday quotes

"You know you're 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realise" Anon · "You know you're 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer" Anon.

Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations! Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has ...

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Mar 29, 2021 ... Funny 50^th Birthday Messages · You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. · They say 50 is the new 40. · Happy 50^th Birthday! · Happy 50^th ...

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50th Birthday Humor Quotes, Group 1 ... You're not 50 - you're five perfect tens! Happy 50th - the years look good on you! But then, I don't see as well as I used ...

Funny Birthday Wishes for that Special Person's 50th · What smells like an old fart in here? · The first 50 years are always the hardest, so what could go wrong ...

Jun 15, 2021 ... Happy 50th Birthday – Funny ... 1.) Welcome to middle age. You may now begin your mid-life crisis. Have a great 50th birthday! ... 2.) Happy 50th ...

Turning 50: Funny Sayings, Group 1 ... If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have. The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity. Fifty is a ...

Today you turn 18 with 32 years of experience! You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life ...