funny 000 calls

Nov 13, 2012 ... Most of us learned about the 911 system before we entered Kindergarten. How to use it, when to use it and when not to use it.

Aug 2, 2021 ... 14 of the Most Hilarious 911 Calls Ever Placed ; Oh, those? Those belong to, um, my friend · 5 · 911? Emergency, I need a lawnmower! ; ET called. He ...

Mar 12, 2021 ... When trouble hits the town of Paradise, help is only a phone call away.Paradise PD is streaming now on NetflixSubscribe: ...

"911, what's your emergency?" "THERE IS A GODDAMN ROCK ON MY LAWN. A ROCK." "Um... A rock?" "DID YOU NOT ...

Mar 26, 2021 ... How 911 operators manage to not laugh at these calls is beyond me.

Oct 5, 2016 ... “Caller: 'A deer just swam across the river behind my house.' Me: 'Okay?' Caller: 'Well I am worried it might be cold.' Me:…'Well there is ...

Jan 24, 2020 ... The emergency line saves lives every day, so it's a good idea to let your kid know it's a number they can call if they're ever in an ...

When you want to talk about what you ate for dinner, who do you call? ... refresher course: the police are only meant to be called in emergency situations.

Dec 25, 2018 ... “What 2+2?” · “We need a Pizza” · “Hello you're a d**khead” · “Is this the Pizza place?” · “Can I have sex with you?” · “My Clocks broken what time ...

May 1, 2011 ... Prank calls to the Abu Dhabi police's 999 emergency hotline are too numerous, creating an annoyance at the least and opening to door to real ...